Dear Monday, I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but nobody likes you. You're annoying and obnoxious and have a way of always sneaking into my thoughts when I'm trying to do other things, like enjoy my weekend. You think you're so cool because you're at the beginning of the week, but you seem to always forget that Sunday is actually the first day in the week. And everyone knows that 'first is the worst; second is the best,' is just a made-up jingle meant to make losers feel better. You, my friend, are a loser. You're always

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