This is the tale chronicling how an Experimental Chef, armed with a knife and spatula, conquered and tamed the Beet Monster. In their first face-off, the Beet Monster reared it's monstrous tendrils and tail. As the chef reached high up on the grocery shelf to grab it, the Beet Monster attacked her with a raining parade of falling vegetables. It then proceeded to stain the chef's shirt, fingers, knife and cutting board a gory red. But in the end, the ever-resourceful chef peeled, sliced, boiled, roasted and finally conquered and transformed the Beet from Beast to Beauty. She Beat the Beets!

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