So, I was in Target last week. Nothing unusual about the visit. Had the normal things on the list: toothpaste, chicken nuggets, socks... I did, however, pick up a few items that were a little, um..personal. So when check-out time came I tried to pick my lane wisely...you know what I mean. So I chose 'aisle 6'. Sounds like a good choice, right? Aisle 6 was manned by an older lady, probably in her 70's who has seen it all and most likely doesn't even know what a 'Spanx' is. I knew I was safe. Until...UNTIL...shift change. As soon as

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