Do you know that, before Mike and I left for Disney, we were actually kind of worried he wouldn’t be let into the park in the first place? Let’s just say that back in his rascally youth, he may or may not have tried to switch spots on a slow moving ride, and therefore shut the entire ride down. I will not say for sure if he did or did not do the said activity. If there are big brother types out there, like Steve Jobs from the Cloud, then you know that Walt Disney thought of some weird Pre-Jobs stuff to keep tabs on his guests too. So, naturally, I take the 5th. As a result, little, scared, teenager Mike was told he was going to get a lifetime ban from Disney. Flash forward 15 years. Mike’s family booked the trip and we all were a little nervous. Yes, it was a little outlandish, but a lifetime ban is a lifetime ban. It could also be security guards flexing for flexing’s sake. Thank God in our case, it was the latter. We were let into the parks. Our Magic Bands didn’t flash blue (inside Disney Parks joke…sorry all you …

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