Snickerdoodle blondies. You are the reason I have not vacuumed my basement in two weeks. Yes, a dessert bar is solely to blame. Let me explain. If you give a mouse a cookie…wait, wrong story. When you give my children a cookie or chip, they eat like animals. They act as if they take a bite like a normal person and remove the food from their mouth so they can chew, will cause the dessert to suddenly vanish. So, they eat as if their mouth and teeth are a wood chipper. They take small bites, swallow occasionally, and continue to jam the piece of food into their faces. Part of me is like, oh well, I guess you really like that blondie and you just want to destroy it. Another part of me is like Monica from Friends yelling at Chandler about crummies. Crumbs are everywhere pretty much all the time. I wish I was a cyborg, like T1000, with arms that could turn into a dustpan and broom or a vacuum attachment. I feel like I am always sweeping. If I am not sweeping, I am walking around barefoot with crumbs stuck to my feet. Gross. Hence, #momlife and …

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