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Real life confession: I have never broken up with anybody ever. Don’t get me wrong; it’s not that I didn’t want that vindicating moment with some of these “winners.” It’s just that they always got to me first! One gentleman suitor took me to a bar for a date. We were both under 21, so I don’t know how I imagined this date going down differently. His friend passed me back her fake ID and we got into the bar. Phew! One look around the bar, which was filled with gray-haired handlebar mustachioed men, it was clear we had no place there. Two minutes later a “Paddy Wagon” pulled up outside and we all had to run through the kitchen to evade the cops. My fella made a run for it and did not even bother to look back for me. That is where I should have broken up with him. I waited too long and heard through the grapevine he was dating somebody else. Awesome! Another great anti-breakup tale happened right before summer vacation my sophomore year of college. If a guy ever tells you to take a hiatus and pick back up when school starts, it is not …
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